Crash Landing by Max Welsford
As the land disappears quickly into the water,
living on this planet is getting more impossible.
45 year old Eve was living as a refuge in a rusted,
abandoned house on a hill. She was fighting to find any
sign of life still living in the lonely city.
living on this planet is getting more impossible.
45 year old Eve was living as a refuge in a rusted,
abandoned house on a hill. She was fighting to find any
sign of life still living in the lonely city.
Glancing around finding ancient childhood memories, then
all of a sudden off into the distance she saw a bright red car.
She strode down the neverending street and said to herself,
“Finally I might have found something that might get me
out of here.” The bright red car, all intact, had food, water,
and supplies to live by herself for a month.
all of a sudden off into the distance she saw a bright red car.
She strode down the neverending street and said to herself,
“Finally I might have found something that might get me
out of here.” The bright red car, all intact, had food, water,
and supplies to live by herself for a month.
Over the past month she had decided to travel land and sea
(mostly sea) to go to Paris, France the only city that is not
underwater. She got to the boat docks at Calais then hijacked
a dark wood oak pirate ship for her to get to France, then stole
a car for outskirts of Paris and drove slowly into the middle
township of Paris. She drove down the Mall street and past
Lancaster House, then arrived at her destination.
(mostly sea) to go to Paris, France the only city that is not
underwater. She got to the boat docks at Calais then hijacked
a dark wood oak pirate ship for her to get to France, then stole
a car for outskirts of Paris and drove slowly into the middle
township of Paris. She drove down the Mall street and past
Lancaster House, then arrived at her destination.
Meanwhile, Bob is relaxing on his million dollar magnetic
vibrating La-Z-Boy tenderizing his back. All of a sudden he
\heard a car come down Mall street and park right in front of the
gates. Eve lit a red cracker bomb to catch the kings attention,
(“BANG!) The cracker went off loudly. The king glazed quickly
out the stained windows and saw a desperate lady.
vibrating La-Z-Boy tenderizing his back. All of a sudden he
\heard a car come down Mall street and park right in front of the
gates. Eve lit a red cracker bomb to catch the kings attention,
(“BANG!) The cracker went off loudly. The king glazed quickly
out the stained windows and saw a desperate lady.
The king's guards sprinted down the spiral steps and spread out
into a v formation. They charge through the gates and they yelled
loudly, “Make way for the kingsguard!” shouted the guards.
The king was striding down behind the guards, as they went
out the grand opening gates the guards spread out into a long line
and the king slowly came out. The king said to himself, “She
looks very special and could be my queen one day.” Bob
(The king) let Eve in and greeted her into the humongous
mansion, and showed Eve around.
into a v formation. They charge through the gates and they yelled
loudly, “Make way for the kingsguard!” shouted the guards.
The king was striding down behind the guards, as they went
out the grand opening gates the guards spread out into a long line
and the king slowly came out. The king said to himself, “She
looks very special and could be my queen one day.” Bob
(The king) let Eve in and greeted her into the humongous
mansion, and showed Eve around.
Eve walked into the humongous mansion like she was walking
into a new world of imagination, walking past 16 symmetrical gold statues.
They turned right and walked into a colorful bright room
like finding a humongous treasure chest, full of gold.
Bob also showed Eve the slideroom, the bouncy room,
the praying room and the most important the needs room.
The needs room had every type of water and food to live forever.
Bob’s chair had a hole in the top of it,
into a new world of imagination, walking past 16 symmetrical gold statues.
They turned right and walked into a colorful bright room
like finding a humongous treasure chest, full of gold.
Bob also showed Eve the slideroom, the bouncy room,
the praying room and the most important the needs room.
The needs room had every type of water and food to live forever.
Bob’s chair had a hole in the top of it,
“What is that hole for up in the golden chair?” Eve asked,
“That hole is the godfather hole or the hole for the godfather,
this is the godfathers stone,” as he pulled out an alexandrite
(bright red crystal from the depth of the earth.)
this is the godfathers stone,” as he pulled out an alexandrite
(bright red crystal from the depth of the earth.)
They walked into soon to be Eve’s room she has a grand king
bed and a dresser like a dragon.
bed and a dresser like a dragon.
As the night goes on the water rises by time 2, Bob
got out his billion dollar telescope and looked up at the sky.
Bob sore a humongous black hole coming straight for
earth, Bob needed to tell Eve,
got out his billion dollar telescope and looked up at the sky.
Bob sore a humongous black hole coming straight for
earth, Bob needed to tell Eve,
Bob shouted, “Eve look through this telescope.”
Eve took a little peek out the window, “Holy smokes that's huge,”
Exclaimed Eve.
Eve took a little peek out the window, “Holy smokes that's huge,”
Exclaimed Eve.
They talked and talked about what to do, and Bob
comes up with, “Let's take a hipoclorito jump ship with
73,472,930,050 flight seats to Kepler 22b.” The whole
world came to Vexin Français Natural Regional Park
where the humongous hipoclorito jump ship was parked.
comes up with, “Let's take a hipoclorito jump ship with
73,472,930,050 flight seats to Kepler 22b.” The whole
world came to Vexin Français Natural Regional Park
where the humongous hipoclorito jump ship was parked.
They loaded the hipoclorito jump ship full of the new flavor
KFC (Kentucky fried chicken) Doritos and PAG (Potato and gravy)
drippings, that people can rash on. It would take 23.4 million
years to reach Kepler 22b in a normal ship but in the hipoclorito
jump ship it will take 1.5 year to get there. The jump ship
\is going 360 times the speed of light.
KFC (Kentucky fried chicken) Doritos and PAG (Potato and gravy)
drippings, that people can rash on. It would take 23.4 million
years to reach Kepler 22b in a normal ship but in the hipoclorito
jump ship it will take 1.5 year to get there. The jump ship
\is going 360 times the speed of light.
The jump ship takes off like an asteroid flying
into earth's atmosphere. Flying throws the sky
then BANG bursting through earth's atmosphere,
getting pulled back a forth from the gravity of the planet.
into earth's atmosphere. Flying throws the sky
then BANG bursting through earth's atmosphere,
getting pulled back a forth from the gravity of the planet.
Documentary on the ship from bob and his flash grey camera
“Flying past Mars right now 13:34, praying for safety,
the ship just jumped into the second drive and we are going
a lot faster now.” “I'm starting to get a pounding headache
from the g-force, Jupiter is coming up very quickly.” Flying
past the vast land of Jupiter full of colors like red, orange and white.
As light years fly past our eyes in two seconds I get a little
glance at Io (one of Jupiter's moons) “As we are
flying further and further out into space, I am running
out of PAG (Potato and Gravy) Doritos.”
the ship just jumped into the second drive and we are going
a lot faster now.” “I'm starting to get a pounding headache
from the g-force, Jupiter is coming up very quickly.” Flying
past the vast land of Jupiter full of colors like red, orange and white.
As light years fly past our eyes in two seconds I get a little
glance at Io (one of Jupiter's moons) “As we are
flying further and further out into space, I am running
out of PAG (Potato and Gravy) Doritos.”
“I am 645.3 million km away from earth just past one
of Jupiter's moons named IO,”
of Jupiter's moons named IO,”
Eve examined, “We are getting closer and closer to
Saturn by the minute.” BANG the ship crashed
into a couple of ice rocks in Saturn’s ring. Bob
said in fear, “We are going down, we are going down!”
He repeats those word over and over again. The caption
of the plane yelled, “We are going down we have lost
power in bay 1, 3 and 9!” With the backup motors,
they finally made it to Kepler 22b.
Saturn by the minute.” BANG the ship crashed
into a couple of ice rocks in Saturn’s ring. Bob
said in fear, “We are going down, we are going down!”
He repeats those word over and over again. The caption
of the plane yelled, “We are going down we have lost
power in bay 1, 3 and 9!” With the backup motors,
they finally made it to Kepler 22b.
As the ship is flying through the atmosphere of Kepler
22b it starts to hit the fire zone. Lucky the ship was all
kitted out with fireproof side walls. The ship started to hurl
down into the body of Kepler 22b. The vast land of Kepler
22b we could live there over another at least 12 million years.
22b it starts to hit the fire zone. Lucky the ship was all
kitted out with fireproof side walls. The ship started to hurl
down into the body of Kepler 22b. The vast land of Kepler
22b we could live there over another at least 12 million years.
They landed the hipoclorito jump ship right onto the south side
beach of Kepler. As people were getting off the hipoclorito jump
ship they were chanting, “kneeeeeeeee aowwww,” (thank for the
land that we are standing on). They got there rashon food of the
hipoclorito jump ship and found anyway to help make homes for
all the people. They had an enormous bomb fire to celebrate.
beach of Kepler. As people were getting off the hipoclorito jump
ship they were chanting, “kneeeeeeeee aowwww,” (thank for the
land that we are standing on). They got there rashon food of the
hipoclorito jump ship and found anyway to help make homes for
all the people. They had an enormous bomb fire to celebrate.
Eve looking out into our solar system, Bob walking slowly to meet Eve.
Bob sat down next to Eve and saw Eve crying. Bob took of his jacket
and wrapped it around Eve’s shivering cold white arms. Eve
flicked her blonde shining hair out of the jacket and said quietly,
“thank you, for everything.”
Bob sat down next to Eve and saw Eve crying. Bob took of his jacket
and wrapped it around Eve’s shivering cold white arms. Eve
flicked her blonde shining hair out of the jacket and said quietly,
“thank you, for everything.”
Story By Max
